Not Me Monday!!

When things are happening I keep thinking I should write them down so I can put them on Not Me Monday but I always forget so I will try to come up with a few

I did not cry when my boy slept in his big boy bed for the first time on Friday night and I did not pick him up and rock him while he slept just to hold him and kiss his head. No thats not me I am an emotional rock!!

I did not go to the grocery store to get stuff to make for our church game night only to be to lazy and just brought chips. Of course not me!!

I did not laugh when my boy informed me that he and daddy had penises and baby girl and I did not I mean we explain body parts very seriously in this house.

I also did not laugh when my boy was getting in trouble for something and told me Not to make the Hulk angry which he of course got from his daddy when they were playing one day.

I also did not have to keep it together in the kitchen a few weeks back when my boy stripped off his diaper and peed on the chaise lounge like he was marking his territory I mean peeing on furniture is a no no which of course it is but it was so funny as it was playing out cause you can't stop the pee once its coming out in a little boy!!

I am not relieved not to have to buy diapers for my son anymore since he is potty trained because I absolutely love buying diapers and spending money on them. NOT!!!