I like 
Mckmama's blog a lot and like I put by the link to her blog I did go to the same college as she did up in the Twin Cities.  I did not know her personally but since we have  the same 
alma matter I think it is pretty cool.  So I like to read Not me Monday so I thought I would try it out this week.
1.  I most did certainly not take my children outdoors in the scorching heat to play so that my husband and I could rubber neck seeing as there were tons of cop  cars and a crime scene unit across the street at the neighbors house.
2.  And I most certainly did not go back outdoors just in time to see the body being brought out on a stretcher.  Nope not me!!
3.  I most certainly did not give my son a dose of 
tylenol to get him to take a nap so momma could have some 
naptime herself.  Nope not me!!
4.  I most certainly did not put my kids to bed and not see any fireworks because I could care less about that.  I mean I am patriotic and care about the 4
th of July!
5.  I most certainly did not take out hamburger to have tacos the other night only to go to 
TGI Fridays when we couldn't afford it.  Nope not me!!
6.  I most certainly did not justify having fast food for lunch when I had perfectly good food at home.  Nope not me!!
7.  I most certainly did not put 
strawberries in pancakes to try to trick my boy into eating fruit.  I mean he loves fresh fruit don't you know.  Nope not me!
8.  I most certainly did not borrow my neighbors Dyson vacuum while we were watching their dogs because it is so nice.  That would be coveting.  And I don't do that.  Nope not me!!
9.  And finally I most certainly did not 
purposely not put a breast milk bottle together for my baby so I could actually sit in church and listen to the sermon.  I mean I love sitting still in church I really do